Introducing the launch of my photography studio....Me And My Camera Take Photos Of You And Whatever Is Around You.
I am new to this business, but I have all of the essentials for being a great photographer:
a camera
an umbrella (don't know what it's for, but I saw a photographer use one once)
a bag of props which includes:
a change of clothes (in case your clothes look bad on you)
glasses (for a studious look)
a graduation cap
pom poms
a fruit basket (it photographs really well)
That's it for now, I'll add more stuff as I need it.
Here is my mission statement:
"At MAMCTPOYAWIAY, I strive to seek out the true inner essence of my client. I am 100% devoted to you when you sign up for a session. I will follow you around for days at a time, to your work, school, job interviews, your home, and where you sleep. No stone is left unturned when I am discovering who you are. My camera and I have a special relationship. It never leaves me. We are one. Join us. Let us capture you."
It took me 6 days to photograph this child:
Perfection!Book your session today!
5 comments:
I'm superbly frightened at what picture would result from you following me around for days! This totally cracked me up....oh how I love Thursdays.
I agree with Amy. It would be scary thought to what you would be around to see for six days. Your thurs. are worth the wait. Thanks for another great laugh
I am thinking this is a good idea... I would feel like a movie star... maybe others would start following me around and start snapping shots too, I could wear sunglasses all the time and put my hand up to your lens with a scowl on my face... darn you paparazzi!
dude! you are seriously freaking hilarious! lol... you're killin' me smalls!
When can we book you... you are truely a photographic genius!
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