It's cheaper to just buy the donuts

As I sit here, my house is a disaster.  There is stuff all over my family room, and dining table, and kitchen.  There is trash that needs taken out and dishes to be done.  There is a half eaten cake that needs to be covered, and purchases that need to be put away.  There are sheets in the dryer that are not on my bed.  There's a dog that is dirty and hasn't been fed! (some points are always made better with rhyme)  There are 2 bathrooms that are in sad need of scrubbing and misplaced chairs for my toes to keep stubbing.
I know what you're thinking and you're absolutely right,
Someone had a birthday, and now it is night
and the party is over,
It was fun while it lasted.