Let me take you on a Tale of Two Cities.
These cities are over a thousand miles apart, but on the night of August 1st, a group of women from each city set out to buy a book.
The first group knew they would need nourishment if they were going to stay up for the midnight releasing of said book, so they leisurely dined at an Australian restaurant.
The first group staked out a comfy spot in the book store and sat around singing songs and giving each other pedicures.
The second group arrived at a very crowded book store and stood around for awhile. They then decided it would be fun to get a picture taken with a super fan of the book. This was the best they could find.
The first group got their books a half hour after the book was officially for sale.
The second group did not. But they photographed complete strangers as they walked out of the store with their copies...
and read over the shoulders of other unsuspecting strangers.
The End
Moral of the story:
Don't bite the hand that feeds you...like that baby did in the book.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you...like that baby did in the book.

6 comments:
So i'm gonna ask the question that is going to have about one million Mormon girls bite my head off, but is that book any good? It's about vampire love...is really as good as EVERYONE says?
If you say yes Melissa, I just might read it (:
There is a baby??? well now there is no point in me reading it.
What FUN!!
hahhahaha love it!
This was great!!! I loved the comparisons!
I love it! I could go for another round of cheesecake right now and a little more dancing queen!
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