Thievery Thursday

Why is this child levitating?
It could be that he has some inward power that allows him to defy gravity. It could also be that some magical freak is hiding behind the potted plant and it is his doing. It could be that both answers are WRONG. The true fact is that this boy just ate a delicious 3 Musketeers Bar. With a light and fluffy whipped center and 45% less fat than the leading chocolate bar, it makes you as light as air!
Don't worry, he'll come back down.
The real issue here is that the chocolate bar is called 3 Musketeers. When I open the wrapper, there is only one lone candy bar. "Athos! Hath Porthos and Aramis deserted thee?" What gives? They used to live by their name, as pointed out in this sort of creepy commercial:

Though what are we to expect from a company called Mars? Come on Martians, give us our 2 Musketeers back!